BUSINESS PROPOSAL

My name is Mr. Fredrick Longman a senior staff of a reputable private
bank in the United Kingdom. I have a business proposal which is of most importance to you and me. I was handed over the mandate by a late client of the bank where I work before her death to get hold of atrust worthy person that could come in as her next of kin as she did not have any before her death.If you are intrested, Please send me your full names and direct contact telephone number so i can get in touch with you.
Mr Fredrick Longman
Email: long_man114@yahoo.com.hk
Phone Number:+447094659604
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Mr. Longman,
Obviously my reputation has crossed the pond and my intention to one day own my own business or businesses has piqued your interest. I thank you for not considering yourself first in the search for a trustworthy person to receive the enormous cash sum and approaching me instead. I think I would do a marvelous job at posing as her next of kin. I have numerous disguises and costumes I can wear to look the part. You should see my wonderful pirate hook hand and eye patch costume, you wouldn't even know it was me. ARRGH!

Hmm, maybe that one won't work since they aren't very trustworthy. I am not even sure I trust Jack Sparrow. Well how about an Arab oil baron? Those guys are rolling fat on the Benjamins and nobody would suspect them of being shady. I also have a large banana costume and I know what your thinking but listen first. Ok we could pretend like I am her "special" son that she had institutionalized when he was little because he kept trying to bite everyone and throw poop and eat his shoulder. And now I only venture out in public when I have my banana suit of invincibility on! Sounds like a good front doesn't it? I just know it will work.

Do you know Lady Morrison? Maybe us three could grab lunch at the chipper before she dies from her cancerous ailment.

Sincerely IrishWalsh